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Take a look at the latest Obama nominee, Erica Groshen, who could soon be running the Bureau of Labor Statistics:
Another Obama statist, corrupt, anti-American principles appointee/czar.
Gee, until I read that enlightening and objective report just now, I never realized that Roberto Clemente was a “leftist icon”!
First of all, he batted and threw RIGHTY, as far as I recall. And he finished his baseball career with 3,000 hits. And every one of them was hit RIGHTY! Man, until I read this very enlightening “report”, I thought that, based on how Clemente ran and threw, that he was a RIGHTY, not a LEFTY! This would have been news to both Clemente AND to the Pittsburgh Pirates baseball organization. (They’re commies too, ya know. Don’t let the black and gold team colors fool ya; the Pittsburgh Pirates are as pinko as they come. In FACT, if you look CAREFULLY, you’ll notice that the first two letters of the words “Pittsburgh”, “Pirates”, and “Pinko” all begin with the letters “P” and “I”.)
I DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY! I DEMAND THAT THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES RE-OPEN THE HOUSE UN-AMERICAN ACTIVITIES COMMITTEE (HUAC), AND WE CAN’T WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE! INVESTIGATE THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES, ROBERTO CLEMENTE, AND THEIR COMMUNIST TIES!
Thanks for setting me straight on that!
As Mel Allen would have exclaimed, “How ’bout that???!”
by James Adams
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